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2 Pathan masjid mai namaz perhne aye

First pathan:
Chalo shuker hai namaz nai nikli ager wazu k
chaker mai perte tu namaz nikal jati ......

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: Asif On: 30/12/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Chaudhary: Can u Define will power?

Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…
When she is wearing nothing

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: Seemab On: 04/10/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

ek mirasi ne apne bete ka rishta le kar 
chaudhury ke paas gaya. 
chaudhury gosse meN aagaga kahan ye 
mirasi kahan maen. apne karindo se khub 
pitwaya, lahu lahan kardiya. mirasi apne
ghar gaya marham patti karke phir 
chaudhury ke paas aaya aur kaha, 
chaudhury sb to kiya maen aap ki taraf 
se naa samjhoon.

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: Mahmudu Haque On: 20/07/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man
marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: MFJ On: 03/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on
the escalator for 3 hrs.

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: MFJ On: 03/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
successful.. ..is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: MFJ On: 03/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

ek gujju ka sapne me kisi ne rape kar diya
next day us ne apna bank account band karva diya
kuonki, bank me likha tha: ham aap k sapno ko
haqiqat me badal denge..

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: MFJ On: 03/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai
wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..
beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu
aur wo GARBHVATI hai..

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: MFJ On: 03/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Hight Of all (Too Good)

customer care officer: I need a product
identification number
right now and may I help u in
finding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My
Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how  do I find your
computer?

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: MFJ On: 03/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

The best of the lot
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support
to report that
his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the
startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need
to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed
to change the startup
and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that
he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our
customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE . COM  at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still
smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of
DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a
patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about
what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power
supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't
compatible with NOSMOKE.

Label: Jokes Sms
Sender: MFJ On: 03/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

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