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2 Pathan masjid mai namaz perhne aye First pathan: Chalo shuker hai namaz nai nikli ager wazu k chaker mai perte tu namaz nikal jati ......
Chaudhary: Can u Define will power? Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time… When she is wearing nothing
ek mirasi ne apne bete ka rishta le kar chaudhury ke paas gaya. chaudhury gosse meN aagaga kahan ye mirasi kahan maen. apne karindo se khub pitwaya, lahu lahan kardiya. mirasi apne ghar gaya marham patti karke phir chaudhury ke paas aaya aur kaha, chaudhury sb to kiya maen aap ki taraf se naa samjhoon.
Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
Spelling lesson: Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
ek gujju ka sapne me kisi ne rape kar diya next day us ne apna bank account band karva diya kuonki, bank me likha tha: ham aap k sapno ko haqiqat me badal denge..
baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai.. beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu aur wo GARBHVATI hai..
Hight Of all (Too Good) customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out? Customer: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?