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Memon Airlines:
Airhostess: Bha kro 
ginna?
Bha: Biryani, Raito, 
Badam jo kheer, 
samosa, ane cha.
Airhostess: Bha aain
plane me aaviya ayo,
JAMAT JI DAWAT
MEI NA.

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: KARIM MEMON On: 09/07/2011	Send to your Friend(s)

Ek memon ki shadi men bryani ki jageh pani
zyada dia jaraha tha , ek aadmi ne kaha
bhai sahab thori si bryani milegi ?
pani gale men atak gaya hai.........

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: Shayan raza 03423204263 On: 27/12/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

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Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
 
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
 
MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere 
brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Memon: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya 
kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm

Label: Memon Sms Jokes
Sender: MFJ On: 26/04/2009	Send to your Friend(s)

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